"Welcome to the Intergalactic Postal Service. The most dangerous job in the universe. That scrawny beanpole on the right will get $30,000 if he can last ONE week. Will he?
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“Robertson brings all the raunchiness, chaos, and hilariousness that made The Boys such a great series to Space Bastards…. Space Bastards is a gut punch parcel ride that makes you laugh and keeps you guessing until the end. ”—AIPT
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“Space Bastards ... is filled to bursting with the kind of manic energy its title and cover suggests, and if you're looking for a mature readers sci-fi thrill ride, look no further…. This book is a blast.”
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"A fast-moving, well written, and entertaining story!"
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"Interesting characters, lots of action and intrigue, romance, spies and counter-spies. A crazy ending and on to the sequel!! Must know what happens next!!!!"
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“A series of surreal and often bloody vignettes by some of the best artists in the business…."
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“The future of the postal service is… out there. That’s the premise of Space Bastards, the comic book series about an Intergalactic Postal Service staffed by, shall we say, somewhat undesirable elements.”
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"Kept me wanting to read more. Can't wait for the next Sam Jameson adventure!!"
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“If you're a fan of The Boys, Space Bastards definitely is a sci-fi heir apparent and is quickly shaping up to be a good time.”
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About the stories
I love the intrigue and intricacy of Clancy, Le Carre, Steinhauer, and Grisham. And Daniel Silva has redefined the conspiracy and espionage genre.
I love James Patterson's pace, and Nelson DeMille's attitude makes me smile.
I've also fallen in love with a number of works by my contemporaries - it's an unbelievable honor to share the bestseller lists with them, and with the great thriller authors I've admired for years.
My first career was as a fighter pilot, and then I spent many years after that in the national defense business. If you've ever spent any time inside the Beltway, you might recognize an insider's weariness in my characters. I've had the privilege of getting to know a handful of lifelong members of the clandestine services and the FBI, and also men and women whose names can never be known. I hope my stories do them justice.
Any unflattering distortions are either my errors or purely for entertainment purposes. Every good story needs a villain or two, after all. :)
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Where do you run when the good guys want you dead?
Will a ruthless mercenary, a hapless American traitor, and a dead man’s cryptic clue hold the key to Sam’s survival? As the noose tightens around her neck, Sam must uncover a brutal and deadly conspiracy before she becomes its next victim.
Is Special Agent Sam Jameson in love with a traitor?
Why do the DC Metro police seem to want her dead? And why has she suddenly been cut out of the loop by her bosses at Homeland? Do the damning links between Brock and a shadowy figure named Arturo Dibiaso mean that she's been living with a spy and a traitor?
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You've done nothing wrong. So why have they thrown you in prison?
No phone call. No lawyer. Just these words: "National Security."
Is it a massive mistake?
Or is it something much, much worse?
Would you save your lover or save your country?
A shadowy organization with immense wealth squares off against the establishment, and Special Agent Sam Jameson is caught in the crossfire. The love of her life is missing, the victim of a brutal and terrifying kidnapping. Will she unravel the conspiracy in time to save his life? Will she lose her own life in the process?
Does an unrepentant thief's brazen heist hold the key?
With the global financial system in ruins and a worldwide social meltdown crashing down around her, Sam must win a desperate race to prevent a disastrous consolidation of power into the hands of a shadowy and ruthless international cabal.
Sam races headlong into a buzz saw of intrigue and bad blood left over from the Cold War
Sabot Mondragon has become the 'guest' of a band of spies, mercenaries, and dollar-hungry power brokers who’d just as soon gut him as look at him. And Sam Jameson must find a way to free him from his Central American hellhole, because the fate of the Western world depends on information only Sabot has.
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Created by Eric Peterson, Joe Aubrey, and Darick Robertson and featuring the work of Simon Bisley, Colin MacNeil, Clint Langley, Boo Cook, Glenn Fabry, Gabo and more!
In the future, unemployment and job dissatisfaction are sky-high. When you've got nothing left to lose, you join the Intergalactic Postal Service (IPS). Its postal fees are steep—and they go only to whomever ultimately fulfills the delivery, making every run a comically violent free-for-all between the most ruthless mercenaries in the cosmos!
The interplanetary ensemble cast of Space Bastards, under the volatile leadership of Postmaster General Roy Sharpton, are constantly at each other’s throats trying to settle scores and earn big money. But when a rival corporation's teleportation technology threatens to make their role in the galaxy obsolete, the Bastards must work together to preserve a job they've come to love.
And we cut our margins to the bone.
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WHO ARE THE SPACE BASTARDS?
ROY SHARPTON
Postmaster General
An entrepreneur with a history of failed businesses, Roy was struck with the perfect vehicle for deliveries: the angry masses – eager for competition, freedom, and immediate gratification. The idea has taken hold, and under his volatile direction the IPS has become the most profitable business in history.
After nearly a decade of loyal service at Powers Industries, Davey was laid off for no good reason. With no options left, he impulsively joined the Intergalactic Postal Service with the hope of earning a huge signing bonus… if he survives.
DAVEY PROTON
Ex-Accountant
Manny Corns a.k.a. “The Manicorn”— a former hit man, ex-convict, and perhaps the deadliest member of the Intergalactic Postal Service. This horned behemoth believes that might and brutality maintain the natural order. The IPS is Manny’s playpen, perpetually confirming his personal philosophy.
THE "MANICORN"
Ex-Convict
Death on two legs. Unflinching and dispassionate. She rarely loses when fighting for a delivery. Postal workers fear her because no matter how many times she is killed, she returns to the fray seemingly unscathed.
"RESURRECTION" MARY
Mythical Force of Reckoning
Owes huge alimony to his ex-wife, Helen. Palestine loves the postal carrier lifestyle and right now he’s enjoying it all: Hair plugs, hard drugs, and complimentary tugs at the third largest brothel in the galaxy.
LEROY PALESTINE
Divorced Ex-Real Estate Agent
After a series of adventures, Calto has come out of retirement and joined the service. As a postal carrier he has found a renewed sense of purpose in his golden years, in the unique way that only the Intergalactic Postal Service can offer.
CALTO FREMIS
Ex-Privateer, fisherman, and rum connoisseur
After losing touch with reality on a backwater outpost, Chuck has wrestled with fitting into society for much of his life. They say that an alcoholic ends up in one of three places: Dead, sober, or in jail. Chuck found a fourth path: He became a Space Bastard.
CHUCK "THE MAGIC" WAGON
Alcoholic
Zordakk’s limited command of the English language has revealed almost nothing about this seemingly one of a kind creature.
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ZORDAKK
Layla was a devoted employee of the Intergalactic Postal Service, using her executive and technical skills to help Roy Sharpton completely transform the company. Tenacious at corporate meetings and occasionally willing to get her hands dirty, Layla becomes fiercely protective of the service as it rises to prominence.
Roy's Ex-Assistant
LAYLA FONTANE
SPACE BASTARDS
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From the co-creator of Amazon Prime's THE BOYS.